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hairandglasses: demmonz: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:46:12 -0400

demmonz:

demmonz:

Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character

I wanna see if I’m alone here

well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?

finally, a good use for this thing

wintrysoldier: “No offense, but I don’t think your dance...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:06:18 -0400

wintrysoldier:

“No offense, but I don’t think your dance partner was gonna fall for your swagger.”

“Did you just say ‘swagger’?”

∟Captain America & Iron Man #634 (2012)

lulubonanza: Lady Captain America by *MischievousMartian

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:04:43 -0400

lulubonanza:

Lady Captain America by *MischievousMartian

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bluepueblo: Ancient Stone Bridge, Rize, Turkey photo via gezi

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:13:35 -0400

bluepueblo:

Ancient Stone Bridge, Rize, Turkey

photo via gezi

shockingblankets: I thought you could use a transparent...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:02:39 -0400

shockingblankets:

I thought you could use a transparent moon-walking John to go with Sherlock

shockingblankets: I thought you could use a transparent dancing...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:02:01 -0400

shockingblankets:

I thought you could use a transparent dancing Sherlock… you can find John here

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TONY NO

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TONY NO

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astrolocherry: Birthday Personology June 24 Sun: Cancer Ruling...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:00:31 -0400

astrolocherry:

Birthday Personology

June 24

Sun: Cancer

Ruling Planet: Venus

“Of all the things I am not good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding”

♋ How to attract a Cancer: Part 2

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:58:55 -0400

♋: Don't abuse their capacity for empathy. There is only so much they can take before the feel like they become a psychologist to a whiner
♋: Accept that their complaints is healthy to their psyche
♋: Allow them time for introspection and solitude. People exhaust them, and this is how they recharge
♋: Never ever throw anything out that belongs to them
♋: Telling them to get out more will have the reverse effect on them

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins: obsessionisaperfume: casteilnovak: s...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:17:52 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

obsessionisaperfume:

casteilnovak:

starwhalescameforthechildren:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

inthetardiswithadetective:

michaelphalps:

cumberbatchcumberbum:

thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut ~~She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god”~~ and I was doing my nails right now and got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. ~~I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well~~

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: ~~I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING~~ We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption.

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.

…are we not talking about the fact that the girl knew to try, “Christo,” in the first place?

MAY I PLEASE MARRY YOU

How To Shake Writers Block and Create an Internet Sensation

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 09:55:48 -0500

How To Shake Writers Block and Create an Internet Sensation:

writeworld:

by Katie Herzog

The author shares the inspiration behind Babes of NPR.

I haven’t been writing lately and there are reasons for this, mostly because writing is a pain in the ass. There are things I dislike more—for instance, public laundromats and the self-flushing toilets at Whole Foods—but writing is there with them on the list of my least favorite activities. And yet, even though I’d happily go months writing nothing longer than a grocery list, when I have to turn to the person beside me in yoga class and introduce myself, I always say that I’m a writer. I do this because I think it makes me sound like I have a rich inner life, when all I really have is a lot of TV to watch and some unfinished essays waiting for someone else to pick them up. The most literary thing about me is that I’m poor.

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My parents’ dog growls. ALL THE TIME. Even when you pet him. He will climb in your face,...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:16:25 -0500

My parents’ dog growls. ALL THE TIME. Even when you pet him. He will climb in your face, growling, and except petting. And continue growling. We’re fairly certain he’s inbred.
He’s also got some serious underbite. My sister started to call him Rumpelstiltskin and I suggested, “More like Grumpelstiltskin.”

closetwhatcloset: Natasha: Getting nervous, Tony? Tony: Maybe....

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:02:29 -0500

closetwhatcloset:

Natasha: Getting nervous, Tony?

Tony: Maybe. Not really. Something like it. But it is making me remember the old days—when you were the sultry enemy agent, playing cat-and-mouse with the idealistic young munitions designer—

Natasha: Yes, those days were fun — or at least thrilling — in their own way — but so much has changed since then.

Iron Man vol. 3 #06

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